Hey! Sorry I forgot to text back the other day! I’m going to reply really fast for the next 15 minutes to try and make up for it but then forget to reply again!
— Brian Luebben | Action Academy Podcast (@theactionpod) October 9, 2019

I think we all need this cake 🎂 @OpenAcademics @AcademicChatter #academictwitter pic.twitter.com/S3sPfcxVVY
— Dr Meming (@Dr_Meming) February 3, 2022

I'm such a bad texter that it actually stresses me out
— Lauren Elizabeth (@LaurenElizabeth) January 25, 2017

sorry I didn't respond to your text, I no longer experience time
— Amy (@lolennui) October 21, 2020

sorry i didn’t text you back i was too busy fantasizing about an imaginary karaoke performance in which i cover fleetwood mac and blow the crowd away
— eleanor (@snitchery) July 1, 2020

hey sorry i didn’t text you back sooner i was stuck on my back like a bug
— carter hambley (@carterhambley) September 30, 2020

sorry I didn't text you back for a month. darkness took me. and I strayed out of thought and time. stars wheeled overhead, and every day was as long as the life age of the earth. but I'm good now. how are you?
— JRR PARODY Jokien 🗡️🏹🪓 (@joshcarlosjosh) November 17, 2021

sorry i didn’t text you back i spent all day worrying that you were mad at me for not texting you back
— Dana Donnelly (@danadonnelly) February 19, 2021