An Explanation for my Behaviour

Choose Your Excuse!

It’s a really busy point in the semester

I’m trying to spend less time on my phone

I had a reply typed out, but I forgot to hit “send”

My notifications must be messed up! I never even realized you messaged me!

I accidentally marked it as “read,” then forgot about it

I’ve been focusing on my mental health

I thought it was a spam call

I lost my phone!

Things have been super crazy, lately, and it totally slipped my mind

I dreamed that I responded to you, got confused, and thought that it actually happened in real life

I forgot to tell you; I don’t use that email address anymore

My account got hacked!

Frequently Asked Questions

Are you actually sorry?

Of course! I do truly feel bad whenever I realise I've left somebody hanging.

Will this happen again?

...Yes, most likely. Sorry in advance.

Why do you do this?

I don't know, man! I've got no answer, beyond the excuses seen above.

Are we still friends?

Of course! We should totally hang out in-person, or over the phone, sometime. I'm down for anything, as long as it's not through text!

How are you?

...Hello? Meghan?

Are you still there?

Sigh....